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Robinson Crusoe & the Pirates of the Caribbean

(reviewed at the Cliffs Pavilion, Southend on 13 December)

If you’re a paid-up members of the Brian Conley fan-club, you’ll probably revel in this extended cabartet act. If you’re not, then you might have probelms with this not altogether family-friendly pantomime. Yes, there is a story (when Conley allows it to intrude) and several performers who manage to hold their own.

I defy anyone to come between Davbid Robbins’ Mrs Crusoe and his/her audience. Alex Bourne’s swashbuckling villain of pirate captain Blqckheart and a woefully underused Suzy Bastone (Polly), who has a very good voice, an engaging personality and really doesn’t deserve to be Conley’s fall-guy.

The actual production values are first-rate; good special effects, lavish costumes for the ensemble and forceful choreography by Elliot Nixon. There is a proper script (Michael Harrison) and what could have been integrated direction from Kathryn Rooney. The Twins FX arte responsible for a superb Kraken which looms out over the audience towards the end of the first act. Musical direction is by David Lane and the effective set designs are by Ian Westbrook.

And of course there’s Gok Wan as the Spirit of the Ocean, all sea-shell glitter and sparkle. Wan employs a clever mixture of borderline camp with the ability to hold his own on-stage whoever is trying to “throw him”; his scenes with Conley are an object lesson in how to fight your own (stage right) corner. All in all, this is a curate’s egg of a Christmas show, one which could be thoroughly enjoyable given a title character prepared to give as well as take.

Robinson Crusoe & the Pirates of the Caribbean runs at the Cliffs Pavilion, Southend until 8 January. Check the theatre’s websites (thecliffspavilion.co.uk/southendtheatres.org.uk) for performance times.

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Cinderella

(reviewed at the Cliffs Pavilion, Southend on 15 December 2015)

It’s billed as the greatest pantomime of them all, but Kathryn Rooney’s production of Cinderella for the Cliffs Pavilion in Southend ticks far too many of the wrong boxes. In its favour are the ugly sisters (David Robbins as Claudia and Martin Ramsdin as Kate). Their costumes are fantastic, their nastiness is eminently booable and Ramsdin’s false nose deserves a credit to itself.

Lauren Hall makes a petite and very charming Cinders; her Prince Charming is the strong-voiced Matthew Goodgame with Steve Lees as Dandini. Lesley Joseph, from her first entrance perched on a glittering half-moon to her relationship with Cinderella is also worth watching; you can believe in her power to make things happen. The musical numbers go with a swing with the band under Mark Aspinall.

The settings by Ian Westbrook are new for this theatre, Cinderella goes to the ball drawn by real white ponies and Elliot Nixon has devised some pretty choreography for the dancing ensemble and the children. So far, so good, but (and it’s a very big but) the story is reduced to a skeleton and the dominant (not to say domineering) presence of Brain Conley as Buttons takes over.

I was irresistibly reminded of those dire so-called pantomimes in the doldrum days of the late 60s and early 70s when a sequence of speciality acts was cobbled onto one of the traditional stories. I’m sure that Conley has an enormous following, but this extended and selfish variety turn should really have been called Buttons, not Cinderella.

Cinderella runs at the Cliffs Pavilion, Southend until 10 January.

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